Idle thoughts

These are kind of idle thoughts which I have... they hurt...


What happened to music? Remember melody? Lyrics with meaning to them? where did they go?

I might have the soul of an old grump but I'm quite youthful... shouldn't I be listening to Jason Derulo?

Well I hate Jason Derulo!
I hate Lady Gaga!
I hate Tinee Tempah!
And most other modern "artist."

Look I'm happy for people to listen to and like this garbage, a lot of people I know don't like Voltaire and I'm happy with that it's about preference but  I don't understand where good music has gone!

I know there are so many problems but... lets look at a few big ones.

1. Lyrics: I love the lyrics of a song they can move a man to tears or enrage him or fire him up.
Take the lyrics of Hurt by nine inch nails (I know Johnny cash sang it but that was a cover)
The lyrics express the sorrow of drugs which ruined the singers life which really is powerful, (this is where Cash comes in) these lyrics were so good that Johnny Cash pretty much gave the song a whole new meaning (he did this with all songs really) I love both versions it's like they are two seperate songs one is about the effects of drugs on your life and the other is about the effects of age on your life and reflection from your deathbed.

The other day I heard that KE$HA song that came out a year or two ago about going out and getting pissed like a "slag" and thought... what has gone wrong?

I have often hated songs for their lyrics some are just offensive and just bloody pretentious like Bruno mars writes in lazy song about having sex with his girlfriend till she orgasms... nice... real fucking nice... I'm sure the kids who listen to this will learn a lot of good morals from you.

2. Melody I listen out these days but rarely hear anything that sounds like a musical instrument either a techno beat in the background or some crappy stereo mix thing that takes the singer's voice and GRIIIINDS it ever so slowly and painfully through a mixing desk. Take Ke$ha as an example every one of her songs consiquently sound the same, it's all just a computer heliumating (Yeah I made that word up...) her voice until it's annoying.

Oh and can I ask? What is it with having to say your name at the begining of all your songs? Is that because all pop songs sound the same these days and you need your name on it so you know who's is who's? It's like school where you have to put your name on your work so it doesn't get lost... Tinee tempah! Jason Derulo! you're song's grade came back... they both got a U.

3. Annoying personalities are another key thing, a few of them are respectable I hate their music but some of these young folks talk modestly about themselves and others are drunken whores. The difference is though, is that there aren't any who stand out with a likeable personality!

Look I could ramble on, but here is what I propose...

We sacrifice 10 crappy "artists" to God for a swapsy for someone who is good from the old days. Who's going to miss Justin Beiber? Let's get Cash back!

Songs of Blackflames: Jesus song

Intro:
OK so here is some backstory to these songs...

They were NOT written by me, they were written by a stalker by the name of 666blackflames who spammed my youtube accuont for around a year or 2.

He eventually started confession his love *I puke every time I think about it...* and eventually writing these ABORTIONS of songs...

hope you enjoy them and see the funny side of them my year and a half of misery is worth a few laughs :)

Click here to go back to the main song menu
I got this on the morning of he 20th of March the day after I started posting these... I got this badly disguised message.

"Hi. I'm a friend of 666blackflames. He asked me to send you a song as he promised not to contact you again. thats why he had me send it to you instead. he also told me to tell you that this song is his final plea for you to change your ways.
he says that after this song he will no longer contact you in any way, shape or form.
have a good day son."
You know when I told you not to contact me Blackflames I didn't mean "send am ambassador" you little fuck up... non the less the "friend" closed his account. So I guess Blackflames maybe back soon? We shall see...


THE JESUS SONG

Hello hello, I'm a rock star
singing to my friend Mantis

This is a serious message
for you and your evil beliefs

Well you might believe in sexism, violence and hate
but let me try and changer your mind
the games you play, the movies you watch and the music that you love
has turned you into insane

you used to be so kind
and loving
you used to be a gentleman
but the media has changed you into a cunt
and evil cunt
oh yeah
If only you would come to Jesus, then you could still be saved
Oh Jesus, oh yeah

Mantis, you're my enemy
I hate you more than death

You bastard, your hate is evil
and yet I still love you

Well I know that you're a good man
and that is why I have tried to very hard
to fucking save you
oh yeah
but now you're blinded by violence and your
hatred of women
oooooh

you used to be so kind
and loving
you used to be a gentleman
but the media has changed you into a cunt
and evil cunt
oh yeah
If only you would come to Jesus, then you could still be saved
Oh Jesus, oh yeah

Now I don't even know who are anymore
but you ain't the man that I used to know
you are an enemy
an enemy
an enemy...of God

Oh yeah baby! whoo!
Rock n roll motherfucker
yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

you used to be so kind
and loving
you used to be a gentleman
but the media has changed you into a cunt
and evil cunt
oh yeah
If only you would come to Jesus, then you could still be saved
Oh Jesus, oh yeah

Songs of Blackflames: Unknown title...

Intro:
OK so here is some backstory to these songs...

They were NOT written by me, they were written by a stalker by the name of 666blackflames who spammed my youtube accuont for around a year or 2.

He eventually started confession his love *I puke every time I think about it...* and eventually writing these ABORTIONS of songs...

hope you enjoy them and see the funny side of them my year and a half of misery is worth a few laughs :)

Click here to go back to the main song menu

This was the last message of the MrDavidCutter account it was a song... about dogshit...

oh Mr psychomantis
i don't want to leave you
but i guess the time has come
i guess i better go
i gotta go

i love you my angel
and we will always be soulmates
i will be back in six months
i hope you'll welcome me

oh please love me
just love me baby
love me baby
you must love me
you gotta love me
love me bbay
love me
i love you
so love me
love me
love me
love me
oh yeah

come to me in my dreams and rape my shallow ass
i want to see you naked and going down on me
so baby take off your clothes and have a wank
wank on me and then we will have some gruesome sexy sex
oh yeah

just love me baby
love me
can you love me
love me
love me
love me
love me
oooooooohh
i love you baby
do you love me too?
i love you
i love you
love me, love me, love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Songs of Blackflames: Goodbye song

Intro:
OK so here is some backstory to these songs...

They were NOT written by me, they were written by a stalker by the name of 666blackflames who spammed my youtube accuont for around a year or 2.

He eventually started confession his love *I puke every time I think about it...* and eventually writing these ABORTIONS of songs...

hope you enjoy them and see the funny side of them my year and a half of misery is worth a few laughs :)

Click here to go back to the main song menu
This was the last song I got... but I'll upload some of the older ones when I get chance :)

Oh yeah, we met on the internet
we became best friends
we grew to love each other
even though you love violence

you degrade women and you cant explain why
but i will always love you
goodbye
oh goodbye my friend
goodbye

if i ever see you again
i will hug you and say hi
but i cant get over the fact that your a violent brute

if only you wern't evil then we could stay friends
but it's goodbye
oh goodbye my friend
goodbye

(tim's verse)
yo mantis my nigga
my love is getting bigga
i may support hitler and i dont like whites
but i like you like i love flight
you gotta explain why you hate chicks
is it cuz your a little bitch?
me and blackflames gotta say goodbye to you
and my opinion is that your a poo
so im standing up with my swastica held high
and im saying to Mantis, goodbye
yeah nigga
down with the white elite

(blackflames again)

if i didnt hate you, i could really be your eternal friend
but it's goodbye
oh, goodbye my friend
my friend

Songs of Blackflames: I like you

Intro:
OK so here is some backstory to these songs...

They were NOT written by me, they were written by a stalker by the name of 666blackflames who spammed my youtube accuont for around a year or 2.

He eventually started confession his love *I puke every time I think about it...* and eventually writing these ABORTIONS of songs...

hope you enjoy them and see the funny side of them my year and a half of misery is worth a few laughs :)

Click here to go back to the main song menu

Before Blocking me like a bellend and slandering me some more he wanted to tell me that "he liked me... so he did it in song" *GAGS*

the song is called "i like you"

Oh mantis
even though you're a woman hating, violent brute
oh yeah
I still think you're a gentleman
I love you

Every day when I remember you
we're both 23 years old
that's right
I dream of riding surf boards
I think we're bestest friends

La la little mantis
you nasty little man
but no matter what you do
it dont mean nothing to me
i love you
i love you

(Tim's verse)
Yo Mantis, you planet
I wanna burn down your channel
and throw it in the english channel
i ain't no racist and i aint no nazi
but hitler lives inside all of our hearts YATSI
Im the best fucking rapper this side of nowhere
but dont try to tug on my fucking hair

you may think you are hot as shit
but mantis, you're just a tit
imma light you like a black flame
whats wrong fool, you feel pain?
haha

yo mantis i fucking owned you
yo yo

(Blackflames again)

I like you, i like you, i like you
yeah yeah
i like yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu

Songs of Blackflames: Yellow Diamond

Intro:
OK so here is some backstory to these songs...

They were NOT written by me, they were written by a stalker by the name of 666blackflames who spammed my youtube accuont for around a year or 2.

He eventually started confession his love *I puke every time I think about it...* and eventually writing these ABORTIONS of songs...

hope you enjoy them and see the funny side of them my year and a half of misery is worth a few laughs :)

Click here to go back to the main song menu

Here is another one of Blackflames turderific songs... it's called "Yellow Diamond" URGH!

This was before he blocked me... thank god I was going to puke!

      ME
I once met a guy named Psycho
His second name was Mantis
He could be 108
But still he's very young

la la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Mantis, you are my yellow diamond
you sparkles and shine
you might be evil, you might clever
but omg you're good in bed
haha

Mantis, you are my yellow diamond
you sparkles and shine
you might be evil, you might clever
but omg you're good in bed
haha

I still dream about your channel
and all your brutal friends
do they all love me, do they all know me
or are they just burning in the blackest flames?

Mantis, you are my yellow diamond
you sparkles and shine
you might be evil, you might clever
but omg you're good in bed
haha

Mantis, you are my yellow diamond
you sparkles and shine
you might be evil, you might clever
but omg you're good in bed
haha

TIM
Spin a record til it burns
watch Blackflames at every turn
ain't no nigga but i get bigga
Little Mantis loving his love
God is a man living above
yo yo
Hey Mantis where you been
are you out puffing steam
is everything what it seems
i ain't no nazi but i'm ridin' the beam
RIP blackflames and all his friends
he killed em all at the bitter end
I'm going crazy so shut my mouth
here i go, over and out

Songs of Blackflames: Sweet Mantis

Intro:
OK so here is some backstory to these songs...

They were NOT written by me, they were written by a stalker by the name of 666blackflames who spammed my youtube accuont for around a year or 2.

He eventually started confession his love *I puke every time I think about it...* and eventually writing these ABORTIONS of songs...

hope you enjoy them and see the funny side of them my year and a half of misery is worth a few laughs :)

Click here to go back to the main song menu
Sweet Mantis

This song is called "Sweet Mantis" it's about some guy called Mantis who is sweet as  I said the asshole had some wierd thing going on where he kept thinking I was his lover or some such shit...



Blackflames

Oh little Mantis, how charming you are
You're so cute and innocent
But why don't you love me
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Mantis yeah yeah

Sweet Mantis, my friend
my friend friend friend
friend friend frien friend friend
oh yeah
Sweet Mantis, my friend
friend friend friend
my friend
frien friend friend friend friend

How much do I think about you?
every day
but why oh why do you hate women?
you know what I think? THE MEDIA IS EVIL
and yet I am a god
oh fuck yeah

Sweet Mantis, my friend
my friend friend friend
friend friend frien friend friend
oh yeah
Sweet Mantis, my friend
friend friend friend
my friend
frien friend friend friend friend

TIM
Yo I remember when you called me Tim the tosser *that was my nickname for his imaginary friend (I’m so mature)*
even though you're just a fucking flopper
Mantis, imma burn you like a black flame
haha that last line was kinda lame
kick a pregnant bitch in the belly *I posted the child killer perk as my profile picture for a bit... oops*
like she's fucking made of jelly
Hitler lives in your heart Mantis my friend
and he will rape us til the end
yo nigga

Blackflames
Sweet Mantis, my friend
my friend friend friend
friend friend frien friend friend
oh yeah
Sweet Mantis, my friend
friend friend friend
my friend
frien friend friend friend friend

The Songs of 666blackflames

OK so here is some backstory to these songs...

They were NOT written by me, they were written by a stalker by the name of 666blackflames who spammed my youtube accuont for around a year or 2.

He eventually started confession his love *I puke every time  I think about it...* and eventually writing these ABORTIONS of songs...

hope you enjoy them and see the funny side of them  my year and a half of misery is worth a few laughs :)

below are the song names and the dates next to them...
Unknown title - 23/02/2011
Sweet Mantis - 12/02/2012
Yellow Diamond - 12/02/2012
I like you - 15/03/2012
Goodbye song - 16/03/2012
Jesus Song - 20/03/2012

An Extract from Blackflames...

OK so some people wanted to hear Blackflames’ messages to see how stupid they got... well this is the last chronicled entry from Feb of 2012 he starts off by pretending to be a fan...

*Note that anything with this symbol next to it is NOT part of the message and is background info or something...

Blackflames:

I Respect You

I have been a fan of your videos for several months.
Just a little tip, keep the violence levels way down.
Lots of your videos are sexist.
You're a talented guy but please no more sexism.
Thanks bro.

*I saw through his decite

Hanged Man:

Hi BLackflames

I'm surprised you have contacted me... it's been a year.

Blackflames:

Hello to you too my friend

Well keep in mind that you are my best friend. Not a day goes by where I don't think about you. You're the most fascinating little sexist I've ever contacted.

I just sent you a message to say hello and see how you were. I've been thinking about writing a book about, you which would feature all of the songs I ever wrote about you.

Tim says hi. *Tim is his imaginary friend apparently he is black and very racist, that’s all I know about Tim.

*Even though we are “best friends” he saw fit as to block my main account...

Hanged Man:

Oh... it's you... hi...

Well "best friend" since we are such good friends would you mind unblocking my main account? thanks :)

The fact that you have been thinking about me over the last... wow a YEAR now... shows you are clearly obsessed I have to admit I didn't think you would remember the little banter session last time.

One might think that I would be mean and cynical here... but no... I'm a bigger person than that! :D

I look forward to your book... you will give a free signed copy to your best "sexist" friend Hanged Man won't you?

BLackflames:

re hi blackflames

Well, (like my music) I won't be publishing the book. It's just for me. You can read it when it's done if you want.

Hope you don't mind me asking. Are you still sexist?

Hanged Man:

So... you are writing a book... for you? Sounds like a journal to me but maybe I'm just old fashioned...

I can't say I am sexist or have ever been sexist, I have always respected women even admired some of them.

Blackflames:

Re My Book

Do you remember Tim? He remembers you.
me and Tim have done another song about you.
We've been singing it for the last few weeks

It's called "Sweet Mantis"

* you are about to get a taste of the GOD AWEFUL songs of Blackflames that he sent for MONTHS! I might start posting these for shits and giggles some of them are really suggestive...*

ME
Oh little Mantis, how charming you are
You're so cute and innocent
But why don't you love me
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Mantis yeah yeah

Sweet Mantis, my friend
my friend friend friend
friend friend frien friend friend
oh yeah
Sweet Mantis, my friend
friend friend friend
my friend
frien friend friend friend friend

How much do I think about you?
every day
but why oh why do you hate women?
you know what I think? THE MEDIA IS EVIL
and yet I am a god
oh fuck yeah

Sweet Mantis, my friend
my friend friend friend
friend friend frien friend friend
oh yeah
Sweet Mantis, my friend
friend friend friend
my friend
frien friend friend friend friend

TIM
Yo I remember when you called me Tim the tosser *that was my nickname for his imaginary friend (I’m so mature)*
even though you're just a fucking flopper
Mantis, imma burn you like a black flame
haha that last line was kinda lame
kick a pregnant bitch in the belly *I posted the child killer perk as my profile picture for a bit... oops*
like she's fucking made of jelly
Hitler lives in your heart Mantis my friend
and he will rape us til the end
yo nigga

ME
Sweet Mantis, my friend
my friend friend friend
friend friend frien friend friend
oh yeah
Sweet Mantis, my friend
friend friend friend
my friend
frien friend friend friend friend

Hanged Man:

RE:Song

Wow... that was... something...


That was... er... ignoring what I said last time for sure. :)

Well you and Tim can continue with your song writing, even when I was the grumpy Hanged Man and scrutinised them all the time it didn't put you off.

I don't know what you want me to say when you keep accusing me of sexism...

*He then unblocked me and sent a PM to my main account...* 

Blackflames:

I love you

you seem to have chaned a lot. I have decided to unblock you.

I'm glad you liked the song

Hanged Man:

RE: Infatuation

I don't think I said I liked the song, I said I admired how persistent you were after all this time. :)

You are right about one thing, however, I have changed a great deal in fact. I now different things than youtube with several other people and even have my own website... thing...

Any who I'm GLaD you saw reason and unblocked me.

Blackflames:

We found love in a hopeless place

Hollywood should make a movie about us. The story is perfect. Two young, handsome fellows become best friends over youtube. WE FOUND EACH OTHER.

Like Queen Rihanna says: WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE. That song reminds me of us.

How come u changed so much sir?

WOAH slow down there chief

I don't recall saying we were best friends.

I still deny it I'm just being more polite about it, as for my sudden change in attitude towards you...

I have had a lot of time to think over the last year, the more I thought about the incident the more I felt sorry for you.

I don't know how old you are but you have devoted your life to coming back to me every time I reject your arguments. You obviously have some sort of mental condition and I don't feel right mocking people for having mental problems such as yourself...

Sorry if you got the wrong idea but my kindness was out of sympathy not affection.

Blackflames:

I ain't no lover of gold

Lol I'm 32 now and no I don't have a mental condition. I just happen to find you a very fascinating individual. It's not like i sit in a padded cell muttering your name lol. I realize I came on a bit strong last year lol but i'm actually married and not gay.

You are still one of the most fascinating people on youtube.

Hanged Man:

...

You must have a mental condition since you find me "fascinating" until you were borderline stalking me at one point.

If you are married shouldn't you be loyal enough to your wife to spend more time with her? I'm sure you have spent more time messaging me a grumpy, cynical, assholish er... you get my meaning.

Sadly you are not in a padded cell although you need to be in one ;)

I just got your song and it is true the stories of the grey warden's stamina aren't exaggerated. * this was a reference to one of  his songs might be “Yellow diamond” which is yet to come some of these are a bit messed up...*

As for the rest I'll just quotes something...

I've been a sinner, I've been a saint... I've done both good and evil deeds.

But in the end... I was good to my friends... and that's good enough for me :) *quote from Voltaire Hell in a handbasket*

Blackflames:

The Last Song

Back in September, me and Tim wrote an epic song on the piano. Like always, he did the rapping and I did the singing. It's a fantastic song. Enjoy.

It's called "Yellow Diamond"
*here we go again....*
ME
I once met a guy named Psycho
His second name was Mantis
He could be 108 *I’m actually 112 and you didn’t even buy me a card!*
But still he's very young

la la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Mantis, you are my yellow diamond
you sparkles and shine
you might be evil, you might clever
but omg you're good in bed
haha

Mantis, you are my yellow diamond
you sparkles and shine
you might be evil, you might clever
but omg you're good in bed *I’m good at sleeping? Oh... wait... no nevermind...*
haha

I still dream about your channel
and all your brutal friends *And Corrupt Regulators ;)*
do they all love me, do they all know me
or are they just burning in the blackest flames?

Mantis, you are my yellow diamond
you sparkles and shine
you might be evil, you might clever
but omg you're good in bed
haha

Mantis, you are my yellow diamond
you sparkles and shine
you might be evil, you might clever
but omg you're good in bed
haha

TIM
Spin a record til it burns
watch Blackflames at every turn
ain't no nigga but i get bigga
Little Mantis loving his love
God is a man living above
yo yo
Hey Mantis where you been
are you out puffing steam *Yeah I did spend a lot of time on Steam... oh wait no missed the point again...*
is everything what it seems
i ain't no nazi but i'm ridin' the beam
RIP blackflames and all his friends
he killed em all at the bitter end *What Blackflames killed his friends? Or did I? Or did Tim? How can you be killed by someone who doesn’t exist?*
I'm going crazy so shut my mouth
here i go, over and out

Blackflames:

you bastard

lol I spend most days with my wife. I only spend a few hours a week online

also i was never stalking you. YOU SEXIST LIAR

BLOCKED AND OWNED

I WILL NEVER MESSAGE YOU AGAIN

TIM WILL DESTROY YOU IN HIS NEXT RAP VERSE

*I never got another message from him so Tim’s rap verse never got revealed... I shall be moved to a single tear...*