The Hanged Man's horrorscope

The Hanged Man's horror scope

Every day look under your star sign to find out what will happen to you today.

Aries






Today you will: Get hit by lightning


Taurus






Today you will: Get hit by a bus:


Gemini






Today you will: Like figure skating


Cancer






Today you will: Loose your keys


Leo






Today you will: Loose your wallet



Virgo






Bump into a random car salesman who will sell you a BB gun



Libra






Today you will: be caught stealing cadburry's chocolate fingers...



Scorpio






Today you will: Have to leave your vault to go look for a water chip



Sagittarius






Today you will: Hurt your back



Capricorn






Today you will: Loose your keys



Aquarius






Today you will: Get mugged by a gang of old ladies



Pisces







Today you will: Get your business rumbled... shouldn't have done those dodgy deals