The Gallows

Wednesday, 20 June 2012

The Lobotobear nation!

"All my troubles, all my painStems from this thing that you call a brain. Be my guest, sever me from the source of all my agony " - Voltaire

The lobotobear nation (also known as the Second Unity) was founded in 2281, when a mad scientist by the name of Dr. Furor discovered the corpse of a human male without a brain. Furor dedicated years of his life to understanding the nature of the lobotomite and was eventually exiled from NCR territory in California for "unethical research" kidnapped some citizens of an unimportant town and surgically removed their brains! Now he and his army of Lobotobears (as he lovingly calls them) march through Vegas, harvesting as many corpses as he can! It's not a matter of "if" you will join the lobotobear army... it's when!

Culture

The Lobotobears maybe brainless, but they aren't stupid!

National Anthem
Lobotobears have their own national anthem, although because all Lobotobears are mutes they are all just stand proudly as this great anthem plays.

Food

Lobotobears are fed on a steady diet of Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, which is the nations food. Of course lobotobears don't need to eat and gain little to nurishment from what they consume.

Military

The Lobotbears have an unrivalled military force which can not be beat by and conventional means.

They have destroyed and converted all of the major factions and their leaders and have soldiers stationed at every strong point in the mojave!

Method of recruitment

Lobotobears are not born, they are created any soldier under the bear or bull who falls will be picked up after their own have abandoned them and given purpose. They will be reborn as "lobotobears" and will immediatley take their weapon and rank amongst their brothers and sisters in glorious battle.

The lobotobear nation has quelled the power armoured boyscouts and will soon crush the dust dwelling vikings and the boomers of Nellis air force base.

The lobotobears have not gone without casualties, however, mainly as Caesar's camp where the entire army (and almost Dr Furer) were lost at the great battle. Those units, however, were quickly replaced by many of the fallen legionaries. Helios had many casualties though none nearly as devastating as the assault on the legion fort.

Taking the legion fort prooved to be a valuable asset despite the many set backs of losing the Bears of steel, the assets of the lobotobulls proved most useful, however.

Follow the progress of the Lobotobears...

Gallery

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

RPG Characters

This page introduces the many Characters I have made in RPG games and some background behind them.

I promise to only upload the ones I find interesting

NOTE: I will provide the code to each of the ME/DA characters if you wish to use them for whatever reason...
Adrian Shepard (If you get the reference you are awesome)

Friday, 20 April 2012

A response to Youtube Spammers

As being part of the Youtube community for the past 2 years I feel it is my turn to give something back, I have just the thing...

Behold my greatest invention...

"A video you don't give a fuck about!"

What is it?: A video you don't give a fuck about is designed to clog up annoying spammer's imboxes. There are many annoying youtube spammers out there (you know who you are) who send you videos for views telling you to sub to them and cluttering your inbox with messages asking you to watch a video of a person's cat!

This message protests that by being an annoyance of sorts, I have had several negative reactions to it already!

To use it follow the guide

Step 1: First thing is to locate the spammer, it will not do to simply reply to the user as they are more than likely just a spam bot and won't see the message... to find the culprit click on the video and go to the user's page.

Step 2: OK now send them a private message and lable the subject as "A video you don't give a fuck about."

Step 3: Copy and paste the bottom extract into the message.

Hey here is a video you don't give a fuck about!

I don't even know who you are or what your interests are, most amazingly I don't even care!

Here is a video that I want people to watch, because NO ONE is interested in it, I thought I would send it you... you know because you obviously want to watch it.

Thanks for watching (even though I know you won't)

please leave a comment and support for a project that you don't give a shit about.

I bet you won't want that sub/addasfriend now huh?

The Hanged Man

Step 4: Link a video, it can be any video (best be yours) and click send

Congratulations you have contributed (somewhat) to the good fight of spammers on Youtube!
OK... not really but it feels good right?

Monday, 16 April 2012

Captions

This is what I do when I'm bored...

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Idle thoughts

These are kind of idle thoughts which I have... they hurt...

What happened to music? Remember melody? Lyrics with meaning to them? where did they go?

I might have the soul of an old grump but I'm quite youthful... shouldn't I be listening to Jason Derulo?

Well I hate Jason Derulo!
I hate Lady Gaga!
I hate Tinee Tempah!
And most other modern "artist."

Look I'm happy for people to listen to and like this garbage, a lot of people I know don't like Voltaire and I'm happy with that it's about preference but I don't understand where good music has gone!

I know there are so many problems but... lets look at a few big ones.

1. Lyrics: I love the lyrics of a song they can move a man to tears or enrage him or fire him up.
Take the lyrics of Hurt by nine inch nails (I know Johnny cash sang it but that was a cover)
The lyrics express the sorrow of drugs which ruined the singers life which really is powerful, (this is where Cash comes in) these lyrics were so good that Johnny Cash pretty much gave the song a whole new meaning (he did this with all songs really) I love both versions it's like they are two seperate songs one is about the effects of drugs on your life and the other is about the effects of age on your life and reflection from your deathbed.

The other day I heard that KE$HA song that came out a year or two ago about going out and getting pissed like a "slag" and thought... what has gone wrong?

I have often hated songs for their lyrics some are just offensive and just bloody pretentious like Bruno mars writes in lazy song about having sex with his girlfriend till she orgasms... nice... real fucking nice... I'm sure the kids who listen to this will learn a lot of good morals from you.

2. Melody I listen out these days but rarely hear anything that sounds like a musical instrument either a techno beat in the background or some crappy stereo mix thing that takes the singer's voice and GRIIIINDS it ever so slowly and painfully through a mixing desk. Take Ke$ha as an example every one of her songs consiquently sound the same, it's all just a computer heliumating (Yeah I made that word up...) her voice until it's annoying.

Oh and can I ask? What is it with having to say your name at the begining of all your songs? Is that because all pop songs sound the same these days and you need your name on it so you know who's is who's? It's like school where you have to put your name on your work so it doesn't get lost... Tinee tempah! Jason Derulo! you're song's grade came back... they both got a U.

3. Annoying personalities are another key thing, a few of them are respectable I hate their music but some of these young folks talk modestly about themselves and others are drunken whores. The difference is though, is that there aren't any who stand out with a likeable personality!

Look I could ramble on, but here is what I propose...

We sacrifice 10 crappy "artists" to God for a swapsy for someone who is good from the old days. Who's going to miss Justin Beiber? Let's get Cash back!

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Songs of Blackflames: Jesus song

Intro:
OK so here is some backstory to these songs...

They were NOT written by me, they were written by a stalker by the name of 666blackflames who spammed my youtube accuont for around a year or 2.

He eventually started confession his love *I puke every time I think about it...* and eventually writing these ABORTIONS of songs...

hope you enjoy them and see the funny side of them my year and a half of misery is worth a few laughs :)

Click here to go back to the main song menu
I got this on the morning of he 20th of March the day after I started posting these... I got this badly disguised message.

"Hi. I'm a friend of 666blackflames. He asked me to send you a song as he promised not to contact you again. thats why he had me send it to you instead. he also told me to tell you that this song is his final plea for you to change your ways.
he says that after this song he will no longer contact you in any way, shape or form.
have a good day son."
You know when I told you not to contact me Blackflames I didn't mean "send am ambassador" you little fuck up... non the less the "friend" closed his account. So I guess Blackflames maybe back soon? We shall see...

THE JESUS SONG

Hello hello, I'm a rock star
singing to my friend Mantis

This is a serious message
for you and your evil beliefs

Well you might believe in sexism, violence and hate
but let me try and changer your mind
the games you play, the movies you watch and the music that you love
has turned you into insane

you used to be so kind
and loving
you used to be a gentleman
but the media has changed you into a cunt
and evil cunt
oh yeah
If only you would come to Jesus, then you could still be saved
Oh Jesus, oh yeah

Mantis, you're my enemy
I hate you more than death

You bastard, your hate is evil
and yet I still love you

Well I know that you're a good man
and that is why I have tried to very hard
to fucking save you
oh yeah
but now you're blinded by violence and your
hatred of women
oooooh

you used to be so kind
and loving
you used to be a gentleman
but the media has changed you into a cunt
and evil cunt
oh yeah
If only you would come to Jesus, then you could still be saved
Oh Jesus, oh yeah

Now I don't even know who are anymore
but you ain't the man that I used to know
you are an enemy
an enemy
an enemy...of God

Oh yeah baby! whoo!
Rock n roll motherfucker
yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

you used to be so kind
and loving
you used to be a gentleman
but the media has changed you into a cunt
and evil cunt
oh yeah
If only you would come to Jesus, then you could still be saved
Oh Jesus, oh yeah